lol

hate it here

[Fzy @leofzy]

first in my bloodline to ignore whatever the bloodline believes in

[lol @topbastardd]

@cevanteen Kitni funny ho aap

[鍾翔宇 Xiangyu @notXiangyu]

I dunno what to say.... if you're still falling for regime change propaganda in 2026 and you're older the age of 25, you might just be really fucking stupid.

[cj @pootdotcom]

the “gifted kid burnout” theory is so funny to me cause it’s just 25 year olds claiming their inability to hold any complex thought or have drive is due to doing logic puzzles in 5th grade

[europa @europanotagain]

why is getting a rishta lowkey offensive like how dare you perceive me enough to consider me marriage material and how do u know if your perceptions of me are even what i actually am

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @ja1peg]

your undergraduate research project will take you places you wouldn't go with a gun

[bombay bandar @bandarmoment]

love being a woman in male dominated fields (being emotionally unavailable)

[lol @topbastardd]

@cevanteen Take this back right NOW

[lol @topbastardd]

Don't know which

[lol @topbastardd]

Feeling some kinda way

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

love reading my old tweets when i'm having a bad day cuz no matter what kind of day i'm having ive had a worse one

[m℮℮raan @meerundi]

not even trying to be mysterious and esoteric with my instagram I just haven't gotten a good picture in over a year

[lol @topbastardd]

I HATTEEE living in lahore what thefuck

[lol @topbastardd]

Do u ever lie sm u literally forget kisko kiya bataya hai

[Anna Alexandrovich Alexis shcherbatsky karenin🇵🇸 @_neckromancer_]

upset stomach is a funny term bcs you’ve nothing to be upset about I’m litr feeding u da best food I can manage at any given moment and u choose to be “upset” ? It’s giving ungrateful lil bch

[lol @topbastardd]

@_rameme Bitch wtf

[lol @topbastardd]

Flirting w professor by asking them to write a paper together

[lol @topbastardd]

@Marsadist Realest baat

[lol @topbastardd]

It’s TOO HOT to eat. Why is it too hot to eat