Top Dead Celebrity

Our music is like you’re riding nekkid, bloody and bareback on a giant Black Lab that burps blue flames and feasts on felines as you snort Adderall.

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@victorkamikaze @iTunes @melvinsdotcom that's rad!

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If you listen to the new @OOPodcast you might be able to hear a new song.

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Hey. Who wants to snapchat dick and balls?

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@RealDJsOnly none.

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Promised this would bring good things. Go to http://t.co/SKcptXdH0A to hear a couple new tracks.

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We are not dead. Just sleeping.

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@ScottThePoolBoy correct answer.

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Is there such thing as the perfect rock song?

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Or if you've never seen this.... https://t.co/91eZzYlRqJ

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You can always look at pictures here. http://t.co/HLbKQNaBUo
We are needing a website redesign. I think we know a guy.

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So we have this now. We'll keep it interesting. New tunes, shows, and dick picks to follow. Tell your friends.