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[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

@madridprincess_ Just liquidate the club at this point. The only trophy we’re winning is “Vini is happy.”

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

The only trophy we’re winning this season is “Vini is happy.” Football trophies? Let’s not get carried away. 😭

[Nel• @5peatNel]

Madridistas

Do you genuinely think we can still win a trophy this season??

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

@5peatNel The only trophy we’re winning this season is “Vini is happy.” Football trophies? Let’s not get carried away. 😭

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

He’s absolutely right. Somehow we can’t even instil the fundamentals of modern football into this squad anymore: running, pressing, intensity and defensive effort. Talent means nothing if the basics aren’t there.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Alvaro Arbeloa: "ALL teams run more than us.

We need to run more, pressing and defending.

Talent alone is NOT ENOUGH ANYMORE.

Players have to UNDERSTAND THAT. That's what REAL MADRID is about.

Real Madrid was NOT built by players who go on the pitch wearing a tuxedo."

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

The board needs open-heart surgery. Whoever keeps signing or protecting players because of their brands and commercial value needs to understand: those days are numbered. Football decisions have to come before marketing.

[سلطان @_su6an]

ناس تهاجم انشيلوتي
وناس تهاجم الونسو
وناس تهاجم اربيلوا
وناس تهاجم مورينهو

يا عالم انتم بدوامة المدربين للحين ؟ معقولة كل هالمدربين ما قدروا يحلون مشاكل الفريق من 3 مواسم؟

مشكلتنا اكبر من أي مدرب

لو يجي عباقرة التدريب هذا الفريق بيبقى يعاني دام الادارة ماشيه بنهج حماية البقرات المقدسة

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

@_su6an The board needs open-heart surgery. Whoever keeps signing or protecting players because of their brands and commercial value needs to understand: those days are numbered. Football decisions have to come before marketing.

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

Tchouaméni is way better than Valverde in midfield. Fede either goes back to RB or gets sold to AZ Alkmaar. There’s no third option.

[Ca Lilio @calilio_]

Manchester United were literally ready to splash 100m on Tchouameni

But of course our board thought otherwise🤣

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

@calilio_ Tchouaméni is way better than Valverde in midfield. Fede either goes back to RB or gets sold to AZ Alkmaar. There’s no third option.

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

@Araparth @calilio_ Wayyy better bro

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

The “ingratitude” narrative is nonsense. Madrid added Mbappé to an already elite attack. If the team is struggling, blame the tactics and lack of balance not Mbappé simply existing.

[𝐊𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐢𝐋🥷 @khalilogyigo]

Et si le Real Madrid est simplement en train de payer son ingratitude envers Bellingham et Vinicius ?
Vinicius et Bellingham étaient les 2 meilleurs joueurs du monde, ont porté l'équipe jusqu'à la victoire en Liga et en Ligue des champions ; pourtant, une semaine après, les dirigeants du Real Madrid ont recruté Mbappé en lui donnant tous les privilèges, tout en demandant à Vinicius et Bellingham de devenir ses lieutenants, mdr.
Je crois que le club ne gagnera plus rien tant que Mbappé sera là.

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

@khalilogyigo The “ingratitude” narrative is nonsense. Madrid added Mbappé to an already elite attack. If the team is struggling, blame the tactics and lack of balance not Mbappé simply existing.

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

In modern football, you either run and press or you get punished. Being 96th out of 96 is embarrassing for Real Madrid’s level. We’re lucky La Liga isn’t as relentlessly competitive as some of Europe’s top leagues, because this level of intensity would get exposed immediately.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Real Madrid is the team that RUNS THE LEAST in ALL OF EUROPE's TOP 5 LEAGUES, not just La Liga.

The team ranks 96th out of the 96 teams in Europe's top 5 leagues.

Disgraceful and unacceptable.

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

@theMadridZone In modern football, you either run and press or you get punished. Being 96th out of 96 is embarrassing for Real Madrid’s level. We’re lucky La Liga isn’t as relentlessly competitive as some of Europe’s top leagues, because this level of intensity would get exposed immediately.

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

THE ENTIRE WEEK OFF? After that derby performance? Mourinho better hope these players come back looking like footballers, because that display needed a training camp, not a holiday.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho has decided to give THE ENTIRE WEEK OFF to the players that weren't called up with their national teams.

They will come back to training next week. @SQuirante

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

@theMadridZone @SQuirante THE ENTIRE WEEK OFF? After that derby performance? Mourinho better hope these players come back looking like footballers, because that display needed a training camp, not a holiday.

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

@SeydinaOfficial We all saw Tchouaméni ball under Xabi, and we saw Fede’s true attributes at RB. The fundamentals were there, the structure was there, and the football actually made sense. They sacked him anyway and ignored the problems. Brilliant management.

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

@BlancoInsight Xabi said Valverde’s best position was RB, but he wanted to play midfield. As the saying goes, “Master the fundamentals before you try to be extraordinary.”

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

Football isn’t simple. The basics are difficult to execute consistently, and mastering them is one of the greatest attributes a player can have.

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

@justtmadrid Football isn’t simple. The basics are difficult to execute consistently, and mastering them is one of the greatest attributes a player can have.

[Kobbs🧌 @topdidit]

@Whyalways_rex I’m not even going to lie, this actually makes a lot of sense. If Madrid really planned it this way, they played the long game perfectly. Let him expose himself, secure his replacement, then cash out. ♟️