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Your favourite quotes from your favourite @UniOfYork second years

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BR: he looked like dog with an e JS: you mean Doge?

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BR: I'm going to do cockwomble, I'm so excited #colouringbook

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BR: Cheryl's named her baby 'Bear'??
KB: no?!
BR: wonder if his porridge is just right?

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Happy Easter 🐰

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BR: why does my arse hurt?
KB: that'll be the pounding

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BR: what a waste

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KB: "Christmas. With a vegan. Imagine. THE HORROR."

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BR: I do love a good squelch

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KB: Tinder. It's unethical.

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*BR snaps tooth on a Yorkie* *finishes Yorkie* #notforgirls

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BR: we're all talking tits

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KB: well last year goes to show you can't trust the public. Brexit, Trump, Matt Terry winning the X factor... now the NTA's.

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#Ryn #fuckoff

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BR: it sounds very German to spell cock with a K

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KB: I got really into Stevie Wonder over the summer. Like.. His music..
BR: well I didn't think you physically got into Stevie Wonder...

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AP's input into the football conversation: I saw earlier that someone bought someone for a lot of money!

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JS: I got hit on on the bus today!
AP: check you out!
JS: I mean he was born in 1939

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BR: were you talking about Gone Girl?
KB: conga? BR: yeah didn't someone die? KB: in the conga?