topgnived

professional hater

[topgnived @topgnived]

therapy is basically paying someone to validate your problems because people stopped giving a shit about you cause of your behaviour.

[Little Booty Loather @FreckleFaceFvck]

Her ass fat tho.

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

Men get married thinking they’re gonna have sex on tap. Little do they know they’ll be having less and lower quality sex than if they’d stayed single. This is easily the worst rug pull of the century.

[cami🪷 @vigicourt]

gang

[pattoune @leanfloat]

she is weird but the pussy is mind blowing

[uncool @av__reticent]

It's Sunday night again

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

I wear a condom at all times to protect my beautiful penis from the world

[g @34rths]

Me yearning for my iPad at the function

[rafayel of #🏚️twt @aerorafayel]

when i push people away and they actually leave

[ًًneenee ⚢ @yoonchaand]

sometimes i talk to my mother and it feels like she's in a prison of her own making

[Sex Dinero @SexDinero64]

bitches will date a prime minister and still give their coochie to the gangbanger who called her a bitch more than 10 years ago

[Aditya @adityacasm_]

Bhondu me trying to survive in this cruel world

[Mr Frank @2befrxnk]

@wrongfultard Jobs pay for the gym membership so you can look hot while hating your job. Peak cycle

[spidey @lochan_twt]

how life feels without chatgpt, claude, cursor

[alob 🥀ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @alob_e]

Going to work

[nyn @blacknoirsgf]

omg powerless homelander is so fucking well played like the difference is insane antony u are so fucking talented