@CurtisHouck The truth that your son took a knife to a high school track meet then thought stabbing someone in the chest was a good idea. Then spending the gofundme money on a house instead of a lawyer. Also a great idea.
@AmericaPapaBear Doing the splits as some people previously mentioned...not a huge deal; perhaps a cheerleader or gymnast. Dropping down and bouncing...not okay
@heyitsmeCarolyn So potential breaking and entering. Possible injury or death and the homeowner would be responsible. Yeah get your crotch goblins or the cops are getting called.