Chris

Self Proclaimed Comedian

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Welcome back George Washington

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FRIDAY

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I never use Siri cause I get nervous talking to girls

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LeBron James has never made a three-pointer.

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bought the new sonic watch, but I can't use it because it runs fast

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drowning in champagne, but the cham is silent.

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when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad

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Like this and my dad will grant you 4 eggs.

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That’s a bruh moment.

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Nebraska is taking a massive L right now.

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“Man, those were some good tacos.” Quote by Martin Luther King Jr

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My favorite childhood snack was SpaghettiOs straight from the can.

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Ohhhh, I get it. It’s because 8 sounds like the word ate, as if 7 ingested 9.

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I need to know what I actually look like. Do I look like I see myself in the mirror or do I look like I see myself in a picture?

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Yung Gravy is the best rapper in the game right now

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Blue raspberry is the best jolly rancher flavor and if you thing otherwise, you’re wrong.

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Happy Birthday Isaac @Isaac_Deichmann

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Happy Birthday Garrett