please no

nobody until you’re somebody

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At what age can I start touring retirement facilities? Just want to make sure I’m giving me the best 🥹

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@prorn @NICKIMINAJ 💩 <—- and this is your brain

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@elonmusk can I have $20,000, please.

Single mom of 2 and currently trying to open up a larger Massage Studio and shop.

You can get free Massages for life.

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@gabe1402000 @krassenstein Wait until you find out the “American made” products are made from equipment bought from foreign countries 😬

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@Maghapalgunit 10th lord Scorpio(Pluto) in 9TH, moon and MC

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Somehow the lemon is the trick? I’ll be damned

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@ZubyMusic Daily.

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@beyoncegarden To be fair, he was greeting another, it’s only right she addresses his lady as a human being

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@elonmusk can I be one of the appointed shit posters that turns out to be something of substance? Asking for the well being of myself

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@elonmusk You ain’t going to fool me. That jaw line could save humanity

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@netflix why didn’t you open your bandwidth tonight? Got me lagging 😭

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@hoodcrazy_ Hey uh, is that kid still living?

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I’m at a point in my life where when I plug my phone in and it doesn’t vibrate I’m not plugging it in.

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One of the weirdest things as a parent is noticing new moles pop up on your kid. My son just had one appear on his forehead and he thinks it’s the funniest thing ever.

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You don’t miss him, you’re just a week out from starting your period. It’ll be over soon.

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Literally 8 minutes into S7:E12 of #LIB and it’s so blatantly obvious that Ramses is a player who stayed in the game longer than he anticipated and is now trying to back out by trying to make Marissa feel that she is “too much”.

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To anyone that had spicy Thai curry tonight I pray your asshole is ok tomorrow

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@rovabtw Damn your girlfriend Venom?

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@DrBenTapper1 @ChildrensHD To anyone reading this, look up how to Heavy Metal Detox.

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@zerochills She had her target locked the fuck in

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I miss when my feed wasn’t full of fucking politics 😭