crisp (winter's) night

make you laugh/make you think (hee hee hee/hmm hmm hmm)

[crisp (winter's) night @topherknight]

Naw fr my dude Eb Scrooge does 🙅NOT😂 get scared😱 straight by them ghosteses 👻 it's his dang ❤️AFFECTION for 👦Tiny Tim🩼 that flips his lid, no cap! 😊

[dibbo @ldibbo1]

Donate if you can ❤️

https://t.co/s0CDQh9Vwg

[Mike Cobraman @MKupperman]

Apparently they left this out of the Oppenheimer movie?

[crisp (winter's) night @topherknight]

My career as a Bunnings Car Park Rally Driver has, unfortunately, hit a snag.

[Luka Muller @LukaCMuller]

THREAD OF MY TOP 5 SMELLS OF 2022, and the stories behind them.

👃🏼 🧵

[Vulture @vulture]

In his recent special Rat Paradise, Aussie comedian Jack Druce twists the destigmatization of mental illness in surprising ways. @Hershal_P writes https://t.co/5EhHQtoj3M

[Andy Matthews @stupidoldandy]

Stop what you're doing and watch Jack Druce's comedy special, for free, right now. I just did and it's the best 37 minutes I've ever spent in my life. Watch it if you love beautiful jokes.

https://t.co/ZBVE5preAG

[crisp (winter's) night @topherknight]

@davebloustien @martynpedler Why, it's as outlandish as the Merry Pranksters rubbing shoulders with, say, the Hell's Angels!?

[crisp (winter's) night @topherknight]

@markjaytee I hope it will help you as much as it has helped me (or more, tbh).

Also, I like having an answer to the constant refrain in my head, "what is wrong with me?"

[crisp (winter's) night @topherknight]

Somewhere there's a guy called 'Cello Ma' who's really, really good at Yo-Yos.

[crisp (winter's) night @topherknight]

Shirley, Ms. Jackson
The Lotteryyyy
It’s an alternate reality
Parable of mob mentality

[crisp (winter's) night @topherknight]

By going gluten free I've saved hundreds and thousands in fairy bread alone.

[crisp (winter's) night @topherknight]

I'd like to put a male sheep in charge of holidays, but I'm worried about the ram of vacations.

[crisp (winter's) night @topherknight]

I hope someone in U2 gets a pet pig.

And I hope it's The Edge.

And that he calls it "Sonic".

"Sonic, The Edge-Hog."

[crisp (winter's) night @topherknight]

I'm beginning to think that while social media seems good, there may be some drawbacks. At least I'll make fewert ypos!

[crisp (winter's) night @topherknight]

Alas, poor Kirby! I knew him, O Mario. A fellow of infinite ingest, of most excellent floaty. He hath brawled me for a smash a thousand times.

[crisp (winter's) night @topherknight]

@party_T_rex @hotdogsladies The Magnificent Simpersons

“Here, under protest, is ‘animation’. We know a little place in the American heartland, where Homer Simpson throttles his boy…”

[crisp (winter's) night @topherknight]

And what rough George, its hour come round at last,   
Slouches towards Orbit City to be born?

[Brendan Kergin @BKergin]

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but someone is about to give birth to George Jetson.