Chris Siwecki

[Chris Siwecki @tophertweeter94]

@MilanTaseski Dodged that bullet 😂

[Chris Siwecki @tophertweeter94]

@MilanTaseski How's that well water taste?

[Chris Siwecki @tophertweeter94]

@Kirst_1997 um no lol

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When ya mom say she throwing you a Birthday party, but it's really for her: 😂💀🤦🏾‍♂️

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Sums up my life

[Chris Siwecki @tophertweeter94]

@Kirst_1997 I'm thankful for you 😘

[κιrѕτεn rεnaε @Kirst_1997]

wouldn't mind spending every day of the rest of my life with @CLSiwecki

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This is how I want to quit a job

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I know I should respect your opinion but I find that difficult because you're a fucking idiot.

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Seriously...

[Chris Siwecki @tophertweeter94]

Wakes up at 7am and works all day, still up past 5am... #insomnia

[Chris Siwecki @tophertweeter94]

Wild turkey/151 shots....hmmm. Game changer for sure.

[Chris Siwecki @tophertweeter94]

"It'll come back." #redsovine

[Chris Siwecki @tophertweeter94]

Spent the afternoon listening to old music with my grandpa. Seeing all the memories flood back and the tears well up...eye opener.

[Chris Siwecki @tophertweeter94]

"I yell when I'm on the phone because I'm hard of hearing." 😂😂#shitmomsays

[Chris Siwecki @tophertweeter94]

$108 worth of Long Islands between 3 guys for $30...score 😏

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Probably not the best place to put the authors name..

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😂😂 https://t.co/7VQDGv466x

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When people ask me why I don't want to have a daughter