Ayedihn

pee

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got head from an orthodontist she gave me straight teeth

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im breaking the glass ceiling for guys who look racist but aren't

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achieving nirvana with my bald ass head in front of the air conditioner

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call me god the way i get really angry at kids for no reason

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baptizing my hog (missionary)

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bitches love me for my delta V

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had the pussy hurting like johnny cash

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riding back seat on your mom like double dash

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tryna put my tennis elbow in her carpal tunnel

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im gonna use my submarine to smuggle illicit substances across her southern border

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im drinking that shit that sank the bismarck

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gentle on my mind house remix

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the woke mob doesn't want me to jerk off while watching college football

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do i needa piss? no thanks i make my own

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my nut taste like molasses

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im using sleight of hand to teleport pepper jack cheese into my tummy

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@girlforpunching *something about bill clinton*

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fellas, is it gay to get head from a dude if you hate him?

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there's more here i can feel it

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they named a scale after where i keep my beer?! (phrygian joke)