syauqi_

i still dont celebrate my birthday. || #YNWA

[syauqi_ @topiemberkuning]

😭😭😭

[Zeeshan Sayed @SayedZeesh]

Frimpong is an exceptional footballer. He's a mix of Vidic and Beckham.

Crosses like Vidic. Defends like Beckham.

[syauqi_ @topiemberkuning]

ngelawak mulu. kocak lu, @LFC

[SejaFi 🇲🇾 #JohorArcIsOver 🇵🇸 #FreeOrPartition @sjfi_twider]

Kalau kita kumpulkan seluruh politikus Malaysia, dari Bangnon, AyohChik, Jibby, Anthony Gobloke, Midin, Mat Sibau, Menteri Borneo Suka Mabuk2, kita letakkan atas neraca unit kebodohan.

Kemudian letak Prabodoh kat sisi neraca lagi satu. Ternyata timbangan itu masih senget ke dia.

[Sarjana Eksu @SarjanaEksu]

Ketika software developer memakai ide gamification agar appsnya lebih sering dipake, lah Islam udah ada make konsep gamification dari ribuan taun lalu.

Sedekah itu pay to win
Sholat di Masjidil Haram itu special hunting zone
Bulan Ramadhan itu bonus stage
Sholat itu mandatory daily quest
Zakat itu yearly subscription fee
Berbuat sholeh itu nambahin respect dari sekitar kayak di GTA San Andreas
Lailatul Qadar tuh kayak gacha, kita coba terus sampe dapet

Emang harus sering push rank dan leveling klo jadi muslim tuh

[Bryan @LFC_Bryan]

This is how a number 10 should move.

[syauqi_ @topiemberkuning]

sehat, bang?

[Anfield Sector @AnfieldSector]

Hugo 🇫🇷🔴

[sushi @tandoorinightts]

first in my bloodline to hear a politician say “you’re right, I’ve got to do better”

[gerimis @gerimisgh]

Menyalaaaaa Subhan

[Cow @haloopulici]

orang bikin nickname 😭

[Ali Ridha @dicaspiaaa]

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[benophie 🇲🇾 wonu’s wife @jjhwonu]

harapnya prabowo tak dendam lah kan pasal tweet i tu. im so sorry for saying belakang abu lahab 😭 mungkin sebenarnya pak president nak depan abu lahab 😭 idk bro

[Ures Rez @Thewalkingmyst]

Grown adult expecting random people to take care of her

[LPC @landpalestine]

A story in 3 parts.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The baby took an hour to fall asleep… and dad wants to give him a goodnight kiss.
And then… 😂😂

[vinnn @kvn_doc]

gocekan messi pun lewat 😌

[Mas Bil 📊 📊 @TanyaJawabExcel]

Shinra Tensei !!!

[Vaibhav Hatwal ◟̽◞̽ 🤧 @vaibhav_hatwal]

Araujo teaching Van Dijk the art of high line defending he learned at Barcelona

[Lil Shield @aztectm]

The Salafi influence on current fashion needs to be studied man.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Soldier suffers devastating 5-in-a-row defeat