sarah kane

i do nails mostly. i was voted best nail salon in portland actually, so that’s cool.

[sarah kane @topknotnails]

@Kirsten0Brien Those look amazing sweetie!!!

[sarah kane @topknotnails]

I’ve had this account since 2009 but somehow never remember to use it

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@JKell42 Omgggggg so many feelings right now

[not SVU 🦋 @livandorder]

i wonder how much money i could save if i wasn’t a fucking idiot

[sarah kane @topknotnails]

“Meows meows I don’t feel good”
“What’s wrong sweetheart?”
“My stomach hurts and I’m sick of school”

[sarah kane @topknotnails]

It’s wayyyyy too early for me to be this fired up about “promising young woman” being nominated for five oscars. Yet here we are.

[sarah kane @topknotnails]

Quiche for breakfast, pot pie for lunch, just ordered pizza for dinner and my man got me an entire lemon meringue pie. Pi day is a useless holiday I can truly get behind.

[sarah kane @topknotnails]

Turns out the thing I had a TON of anxiety about wasn’t as bad as the version I had built up in my head??? Wow brain rude

[sarah kane @topknotnails]

I’ve had a business phone number for only 24 hours and it’s already paying off big time

[Reductress @Reductress]

‘There’s No Such Thing as Toxic Masculinity,’ Says Guy Whose College Nickname Was ‘Little Bitch Pissbaby’: https://t.co/mCl3KwnfbJ

[sarah kane @topknotnails]

For example my step daughter just wooped my ass at Mario Kart, like that was embarrassing

[sarah kane @topknotnails]

This is a promise to start using Twitter more, maybe this will be a place to brain dump non-nail stuff

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Oops got a little drunk 🤪

[sarah kane @topknotnails]

@LindseyOtta @viagrafaII @kyry5 how did I miss this 😢😭

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Dolly Parton, Patti LaBelle, and their acrylic nails.

[sarah kane @topknotnails]

I used to think I understood the “rage” emotion but keeping the shit contained when you’re a parent is a new level

[sarah kane @topknotnails]

Am I going toe-to-toe with a sleepy six year old this morning? YOU BET I AM.

[Asia @ourlittlechaoss]

mentally I'm here
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[sarah kane @topknotnails]

after a full week of getting faked out by my WAP, i finally started my period today 🙏🏼