@Braxton_Guy32 “Homegirl could a senior citizen crawl through this window and throw these mf fucking hands” give everyone an valid reason to wait in that line that’s always 10 miles long.
It’s really fucked up that you never know if it’s your last time seeing somebody. Let people know how loved they are. Always hug them, and squeeze a little tighter. It’s the one thing you won’t regret.
I give every customer that calls a time frame for when their food is going to be done. And quite frankly I’m not sure why I do, people still show up whenever they want. Like bro your foods been chilling for two hours now ✨it’s gross✨
I’ve been with Alex long enough now that I’m Aunt Taylor to his niece and nephew. And iTS LITERALLY THE BEST. I’m a part of the family and I get to be a cool aunt. DAMN.
A year ago today my boyfriend was my ex boyfriend, and we were lying on opposite side of a sectional playing each other in Yahtzee. While I was acknowledging we were having a lazy day as ex’s. Yo It’s been a wild ride.
You ever look at somebody that’s just absolutely gorgeous and think, how dare I even EXIST when people out here looking like you. Like, bro, give me some of that. You don’t need to be THAT pretty. You’re being selfish.
I keep seeing my friends from school, having their own children, getting engaged, married and progressing in life, and it’s like hold up aren’t we like 17? Oh.. no? Shit, my B.