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[noname @topmanUg]

“Hopeless Romantics” 2025

[noname @topmanUg]

what happened to gibbs white @ManUtd ?
we clearly need atleast 2 more attackers in that team. zirkzee is so ass cheeks

[noname @topmanUg]

huh?

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach verbal agreement with Aston Villa to sign Morgan Rogers⁠. Bid of £117m accepted by #AVFC & being finalised. 6+1y contract, medical Monday⁠. #AFC interested but 23yo attacker wanted #CFC; Xabi Alonso instrumental @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/81YbZw7ELc

[noname @topmanUg]

@amaraiguess what bank?

[noname @topmanUg]

😂

[… @Praise_Ffs]

Icl, man, I love sex a lot.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Nothing worse than people with no self-awareness.

- Your boyhood club wants to get rid of you.

- The club you said “If I was a magician, I would stay there” got rid of you and spent 100m on two other wingers.

And you still think you’re entitled to an elite European club? 😭

He’s pulling a Jadon Sancho, milking the club for the next two years and people are somehow okay with it.

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

I’d like to see Christopher Nolan take on a Bible Story. A Samson adaptation would go crazy

[noname @topmanUg]

hmmm

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Gustavo Fring was right, if you have a problem that means it can be solved. If it cannot be solved then it is not a problem. It is a reality to be accepted.

[amara✨🩷 @amaraiguess]

if u like more than 3 of my posts in a row im assuming u wanna kiss me btw

[noname @topmanUg]

@maingemini lmao, sadly i’m too nigerian/paranoid for that

[noname @topmanUg]

why are you asking for a selfie cos i want to see a post??

[noname @topmanUg]

where is sesko?

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Man United's travelling squad to face Wrexham.

Keepers - Tom Heaton, Radek Vitek, Dermot Mee

Defenders - Harry Maguire, Patrick Chinazaekpere Dorgu, Leny Yoro, Luke Shaw Avden Heaven, Harry Amass, Javdan amason, Dan Armer.

Midfielders - Mason Mount, Andrey Santos Jack Fletcher, Tyler Fletcher, Toby Collyer Dan Gore, Jacob Devaney, Jim Thwaites

Forwards - Joshua Zirkzee, Bryan Mbeumo Chido Obi, Ethan Wheatley, Shea Lacey, Ethar Williams.

[noname @topmanUg]

i laugh when people say he’s just gifted and never had to work really hard

[仁木洸平🌲｜NIKI Kohei｜@MTR Method Lab®︎ @ninnikinene]

”メッシが倒れない理由”

[noname @topmanUg]

@rickflvgszn gym brooo

[𝙪𝙯 @only1uz]

nigerians have a way of making recreation feel irresponsible. ask someone why they don’t have hobbies and they’ll respond w "omo i dey find money"

[noname @topmanUg]

this is literally it

[The Red Devil 🔴 @RedDevilFC]

Say we buy Baleba from Brighton for £70m. Brighton will then go buy Sangaré for £30m & after a season or two he'll be easily valued over £100m 💰

I like Baleba but it’s evident Sangaré is the better player of the two & statistically way more technical. £35-40m for this talent it’s incredibly smart business!!

Don’t fumble this #MUFC 🇾🇪

[noname @topmanUg]

but nobody wants him

[Kolavic 💫 @ykkolavic]

Carrick and man utd are making a very huge mistake of keeping this guy

[noname @topmanUg]

stfu

[Tim Moose 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @tim_moose]

Man Utd player Martinez was seen holding a banner reading "The Falkland Islands are Argentinian". @ManUtd @ManUtdMEN Must be sold asap this summer. Do not want to see him in a Utd shirt again. He disrespected the Country he works in.

[noname @topmanUg]

ngl that new messi meme hit like crack😂

[noname @topmanUg]

i told you this mf speaks perfect english😂

[Castro1021 @Castro1021]

I agree that Tuchel was at fault.

But whatever tf Bellingham said to Messi here was also a factor…. 😂

[noname @topmanUg]

look at this dude😭

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

This has been a Tuchel tactical masterclass. Take us home, Thomas! 👊👊👊👊