Simon Jefferies

It's better to fail aiming high than to succeed aiming low, then even defeat will have in it an echo of glory. Also, I’ve never met a dog I didn’t like.

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@Kimberley22Ward Noooooo. I think my wife would leave me if she had to put up with me going through another relegation battle. For the sake of my marriage, embrace the boredom please.

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@Flav_Bateman Will your wife let you put up your Woltemade posters up in your new house?

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@futbolquaters Crouchy

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@KESPedits Let’s enjoy the Copenhagen game, it’s probably the only win we’re going to get in the next month.

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@LoveTheShirt Thumb in or thumb out.

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@HLTCO Take some strong sedatives Dan and sleep through it.

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@HarryCarlton55 @HLTCO Technically it was a draw, so he’s unbeaten in his Spurs tenure. Lifetime contract for that sort of record.

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@chris_bill @StanCollymore You should be really confident of winning that. If you play like you did in the CL this season, you’ll take some stopping. If we can end a 41 year wait for European silverware then you can for sure.

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@HLTCO @fbtlpod Boncho Genchev

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@Flav_Bateman Oh the Overlap is going to be fun.

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@HKane Yes mate. Get in. Finally 🏆. Now come back and save us from relegation next season.

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@LoveTheShirt @RickyTFC @TheRealJonbass Is Thelonious ok?

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@TheRealJonbass @SpursOfficial Happy Birthday you big hairy colossus of a human. COYS.

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@JimmyP_LDN @LoveTheShirt I’ve thought this for a while. “You are my Destiny, you are my one Udogie”. can’t think of the next bit

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@GaffneyVLC

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@tigermilk20 Arsenal
Liverpool
City
Utd
Spurs
Newcastle
Villa
Chelsea
Palace
West Ham
Bournemouth
Fulham
Everton
Brentford
Wolves
Brighton
Forest
Leicester
Southampton
Ipswich

I may change it around before the season starts if someone signs the underrated Darren Huckerby.

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@tigermilk20 @TavernFootball @TheSkyStrikers Ha ha, Tosh Lines. Never noticed how much he looked like Geavsie from the Saint and Greavsie era.

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@troyparrott9 @SpursOfficial God luck mate

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@tigermilk20 Because of the Moles. Fat Mandy from Shipwrecked was there too.