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[𝕵𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞𝕻_𝕷𝕯𝕹 @JimmyP_LDN]

One of them “Get ready with me” videos but it’s just me stood in front of the wardrobe having an existential crisis

[𝕵𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞𝕻_𝕷𝕯𝕹 @JimmyP_LDN]

Having worked in the same building, I also know for a FACT that his employer enabled and facilitated his drinking routine

[Dan O'Hagan ⚽️🎙️ @danohagan]

A reminder that his employer repeatedly used Brazil’s boozing in promos for its coverage, especially around Cheltenham time. And now he’s had a liver transplant hopefully their glorification of his drinking will finally stop.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[Jack Califano @jackcalifano]

I love AI. I love having to re-read every single sentence on the internet twice to discern if I am getting the advice and experience of a living, breathing human being, or the sludge of a demonic greed machine engineered by 300 losers in San Francisco to steal my money. Fun !

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Finally, a Notting Hill carnival for white people

[𝕵𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞𝕻_𝕷𝕯𝕹 @JimmyP_LDN]

@Billie_T What’s mad is that we never saw at least 50% of those shirts before

[Lou @St_Loony]

@Billie_T Still watch this from time to time. Feels like a good time to bust it out again

https://t.co/uzR2Yz4Oma

[𝕵𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞𝕻_𝕷𝕯𝕹 @JimmyP_LDN]

@maddie_thfc I reckon there’s another 24 at least

[Patrick @Pogblah]

The Killers spent more time in PSG's half than Arsenal did in over 130mins

[The Source™ @SecretPrem]

You cant buy #Motion

[𝕵𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞𝕻_𝕷𝕯𝕹 @JimmyP_LDN]

About 20 years ago, a mate from work gave me a PSG shirt (for Ginola/Spurs reasons). I cannot begin to tell you how gutted I am that I can’t find it

[The ToucheLine | T @TheToucheLineX]

🚨BREAKING: The Arsenal title parade is delayed by 2 hours. The bus had ‘Champions of Europe’ painted on it and is now being removed.

— @nicoshira

[Trap Lore Arnott @LaPiochey]

Has anyone seen my son Bukayo 🥺

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[Scott Robertson @counterscottGO]

anti-ICE Wemby vs. Mamdani's Knicks, woke is so back

[Jack @tehTrunk]

Every football fan that isn't Arsenal this morning.

[Monsieur Noir @MrBlackFootball]

“World class” Saka stinker and hooked in the biggest game of his life

[Billie @Billie_T]

Gabriel missing a pen is the best possible ending to this fucking shit season. Hold that

[𝕵𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞𝕻_𝕷𝕯𝕹 @JimmyP_LDN]

Those two pricks missing their pens too unreal