Josh Foster

Leading executive in behavioral health sector. CMO/COO substance abuse treatment programs. All BTC tips go to MusiCares | @rumblebadboyz is fun | Kong#13

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@DefiantLs That is Jim Halpert helping Michael spy on Karen. Prove me wrong.

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High school in the south: has Wi-Fi. High school Wi-Fi in the south during long wrestling tournament: “Wut?”

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@investvoyager Hahaha

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Eating through my health insurance deductible > hitting annual Marriott Titanium.

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If I interact enough times with an ad on Instagram, chances are I will buy that cast iron skillet.

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Winter in New York & warm tomato soup.

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Stop abbreviating things with newly hired staff who are onboarding. If the name of one of the menu items your company sells is The Big Kahuna, don’t call it the TBK until they’ve been with you for a little while. Or at least give them a cheat sheet for god’s sake.

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New season of Oak Island… apparently it will be their “most ambitious dig yet.”

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Wrestling comp: hi & welcome, you will be here for an eternity. It’s kind of like a swim meet but instead of being outside in the sun you will be ass down on a wooden high school bleacher all day.

Cheer comp: hi & welcome, you will be here for… oh, you’re done. Enjoy your day.

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There are a suspicious number of people wearing Jiu Jitsu branded clothes at this wrestling tournament

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@pepsi_ringdings Boom!

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Me cooking chicken: raw, raw, raw, still raw, well done.

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My 15yo is just different. Wrestles and weight trains after school for 2 hours, eats everything in sight when he gets home, then wants to go train Jiu Jitsu for 2 hours… after a full school day and getting up at 6:30. Different.

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My buddy took a new position as sales rep for a big med supply company. He’s one of the best sales professionals I know because he is hard working but more importantly, AUTHENTIC. Time stamp this bet: he’ll hit presidents club in 2023 and be the top seller in 2024 no question.

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@IDIDNTDOIT2021 @Tennessean Never thought I would live to see the day where someone was crazy enough to compare Murfreesboro to LA/New York… but here we are.

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My favorite part of The Two Towers is when the people of Rohan are headed to Helms Deep and they’re attacked by the Warg Pack and the music starts and Legolas is firing from long range and hitting all of them then slings himself onto Gimley’s horse…. yes, I am still a virgin.

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My favorite part of The Two Towers is when the people of Rohan are headed to Helms Deep and they’re attacked by the Warg Pack and the music starts and Legolas is firing from long range and hitting all of them then slings himself onto Gimley’s horse…. yes, I am still a virgin.

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Intro to “Camaro” by Kings of Leon is in fact, the Home Depot theme song.

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Gobsmacked Definition: @joerogan ‘s face while being briefed on our nation’s secrets after becoming president… specifically alien stuff.

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@maryelizfoster Reluctantly going to noncritical meetings wastes about $25,000 per employee annually, and projects out to ~$100M a year for any org with more that 5k employees… WFH is great, if you work. Meetings don’t always = getting shit done. They’re often productivity theatrics.