Dickus Du Pleasis

[Dickus Du Pleasis @TopOfTheKeysus]

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[adam22 @adam22]

Kinda weird how calling me a cuck is supposed to offend me. I saw the video of my wife getting plowed and I thought it was pretty hot! If that makes me a cuck, so be it!

[Dickus Du Pleasis @TopOfTheKeysus]

@FearedBuck he might’ve just always been a loser

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

@RUGBY_STR_COACH maybe the dumbest statement ever. Go lay on your couch.

[Dickus Du Pleasis @TopOfTheKeysus]

@ralphiebuff481 @BeatinTheBookie Wet grip strength has nothing to do with the outward appearance…. #LearnBall

[Dickus Du Pleasis @TopOfTheKeysus]

@LucaFury Furiously masturbating

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Shane Gillis: “I think it was Teddy who did The Square Deal which is kinda what we’re approaching. He broke up all the 1% basically. We need another Teddy where somebody’s willing to abuse their executive power to shut down whatever the fuck we’re doing right now”

Joe Rogan: “Don’t you think that big business and corporations and Super PACs have gotten so deeply intwined in politics that if a guy ever tried to do anything remotely like that they’d kill him? We thought Trump was gonna do it and clearly he’s not gonna do any of these things”

[Chris @chriswithans]

Are you happy about this MAGA? Now H-1B guest workers will not have time to find another H-1B job on American soil, or adjust their status and get another visa. They will have to self-deport immediately. How many Microsoft Azure and Amazon AWS super-geniuses can we afford to lose? And think about how Costco will no longer be as crowded. Is this what you voted for?

[Dickus Du Pleasis @TopOfTheKeysus]

@IvanRaevskii @Fight_Talk_ @acdmma_ Idk, I think Justin Gaethje coming back from being assumed to have lost his last chance of a title against Charles, to beating a previously-unstoppable champion on the White House lawn is a better storyline

[Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid]

I might put this on my hinge profile

[Dickus Du Pleasis @TopOfTheKeysus]

@TalkinBaseball_ @JesseRogersESPN My brother you RUINED YOUR OWN TRADE VALUE TO ANY NON-DODGER TEAM…foh with this self-righteous shit

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

Wanna get the fans back excited and invested in the team? Trade their 1.1 golden boy to a division rival!

[Schwang @Wyatt_S7]

To the people coming at me for being mad that Adley might (will) be traded:

I started watching Os baseball in 2017 casually, but when Adley came into the league, that’s when I really started getting into the Orioles and started becoming passionate like I am today. Adley was the reason for me to literally be excited about this franchise (obviously others excite me now but he was the first).

I have more of an emotional attachment to Adley and it seems like I’m not the only one on this app that loves Adley like a do. He’s more than just a player for this team, he’s literally a franchise face and if you can’t see that, idk what to tell you.

Trading Adley does more than just hurt the team, it hurts the fanbase moral more than anything. So I say this again….. literally screw Mike Elias and his failure to run a baseball team. Screw you buddy.

[Dickus Du Pleasis @TopOfTheKeysus]

@ndurastanti @Buster_ESPN Trading him makes the selection bad, but no one in their right mind wasn’t taking a catcher batting .400 who improved every year in college #1 overall

[Dickus Du Pleasis @TopOfTheKeysus]

@Buster_ESPN Nay nae

[Dickus Du Pleasis @TopOfTheKeysus]

@BeeziestMoney @ItsKingSlime If you knew a good bit about that family you’d know that he plays a large part in both of those things….over-pushed them into the limelight for his own ego’s sake, not the greatest parent overall

[MD @mike_daddino]

This is why I love baseball

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

GUNNAR HENDERSON SHOWING EMOTION AFTER THIS GO-AHEAD TRIPLE

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“We don’t run a hype machine up here in the Midwest… when we fall short we don’t cry a river and whine and complain. And that’s why we’re the best”

Curt Cignetti ended his first media day as a national champion with some shots fired at the SEC

[Dickus Du Pleasis @TopOfTheKeysus]

@kylekuzma It’s clear Bryson’s PR team has been hired by Kyle Kuzma since Bryson fired them

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Brandon Young winner by KO. 🥊