tøp overheard

actual things being said at a twenty one pilots show. dm submissions.

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MSG worker: "I don't know who twenty one pilots are but their fans are so much nicer than Drake fans"

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a video for our new song Level of Concern. https://t.co/WtwoyXxKOw

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"i came with my daughter, i didn't expect to cry over a band i don't even listen to." - a teary eyed father in the pit

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"which pilots?"
"the fucking Wright brothers?"

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"I love you Tyler!!!"
"so does everyone else, you're not special"

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"Oh look at those people camping out for tomorrows show!"
"Those are homeless people"

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"what are you camping out for?"
"joe biden's birthday party"

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“omg my butthole itches”

“the only virgin with an std”

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“sippin on baja blast
let it go straight to my ass”

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“you smell like debby ryan”
“yeah, well you smell like.. jocef”

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“do you think if I ever meet tyler joseph I can give him a citizens arrest”

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“if they don’t play the run and go i will kill a man and that’s all i know”

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“speaking of local, give it up for my friend Josh dun on the drums” - tyler Joseph

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*to the tune of chlorine*

“trippin on LSD”

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“that’s one thing you and tyler joseph have in common, you’re both sociopaths”

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“big clikkie privilege, they have a tent”

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“my feet be like *hurting noises*”

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“Trench but kinky”

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“we need a pick pocketer to snatch a bunch of these wristbands”

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“take that fan base and shove it up your ass”

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“everyone looks like they’ve just seen a ghost....”

“well Tyler is a bit pale lately”