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I love Manchester United more than anything on earth (I hate Manchester United more than anything on earth)

[TC @totalcristiano]

1st game 2nd game

[Kalshi EPL @KalshiEPL]

🚨DO YOU KNOW: Vinícius Jr. has been directly involved in 73% of Brazil’s goals across the last two World Cups. 🇧🇷

8 goal contributions from Brazil’s 11 goals.🔥

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

🚨🇧🇷 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Neymar is set to RETURN to his natural position tomorrow! @geglobo

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Just remembered Sithole can’t play today

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Tuchel watching Jude

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Nothing has changed. 🤷🏻‍♂️🐐

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Zlatan vs Haaland in the World Cup:

5 Matches 1 Half
0 Goals 2 Goals

BUT HE HAD EGO 🦾🦾🦾

[❄️ @footyhan]

someone needs to explain what Pedri has done in his career to be rated so highly, 0 decent UCL performances, 0 decent WC performances, fuck even Gavi has more memorable moments.

[Gerard Piqué @3gerardpique]

El Pedri és un escàndol.

[Kara @UTDKarra]

That Iran player that scored then did the shooting gun celebration in USA will forever be iconic 😭

[temi💕 @Omoatobijuu]

Pedri has mastered the art of looking busy on a football pitch.

The casuals love it, the analytics guys love it, but I see through it. He is not elite in any sense of the word, closer to a Ceballos than a Bellingham.

A 5/10 on his best day. Overrated.

[🇵🇹 @Asensii20]

Spain's only hope at winning the WC is for Pedri to get injured so Olmo could take his starting spot, just like in the 2024 EUROs

[Ilyaz 🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇮🇯🇵 @AomineReborn]

Twitter during the world cup might be top 1 man

[! @DecafUtd]

Kobbie Mainoo is a better footballer than Pedri and I'm dying on that hill

[🇵🇹 @Asensii20]

The day Pedri manages to produce enough testosterone to balance the amount of estrogen he has in that passive lesbian body is the day he'll be a great player

[B @utdbrxy]

Pedri peaked at 18

[sports tweeter Matthias 🇨🇴🇲🇽🇪🇨🇧🇷 @sportswaatcher]

failcomp in a 7-1 win a genuine new low

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

I know Spanish twitter is about to cook the hell out of Ferran Torres and we about to see the funniest auto translated tweets