Breanna

I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

@sibillerlite We all know what this means

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

@FurryKingCurry Lol take to the woods and abandon society

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

Men constantly message me their measurements unprompted, what's it like to be that insecure? I'm putting them on blast in 2019. #fragilemasculinity

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

@FurryKingCurry But they are always unprompted. Why does a stranger care about your measurements? What a way to spark up conversation.

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

That time I missed out on a good, responsible young man. #tinderchronicles

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

I don't know who tf Trish is, but they lost me when they started taking about flavor. Let's get in some trivia though #tinderchronicles

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

Honestly, a valid question. #tinderchronicles

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

I wish I could say only men come at me crazy in the inbox. But sadly I can't help Becky either. #tinderchronicles

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

Thank you Roy, for giving me options! #tinderchronicles

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

🙅🏾‍♀️ #tinderchronicles

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

I guess not replying wasn't enough, I'm basically asking for it at this point. #tinderchronicles

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

When you are just trying to buy a burrito. #tinderchronicles

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

Guess I'm the final frontier. #tinderchronicles

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

Life after 30 is throwing your back out, then realizing you already own a vibrating massager and now have to use it for it's intended purpose.

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

Guess our earth is dying, so winter is basically no longer a thing. #puremichigan #nbd

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

I hope this storm blows my town away. #fromtheDariamusical #IamDariaMorgendoffer

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

@FurryKingCurry A women literally can't have eyes that look in a mans direction without them feeling entitled to something. It's quite sad.

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

It's actually really sad that you can't make eye contact with a man, without him thinking you want to fuck him. And don't you dare smile.

[Breanna @topshelf_69]

...And then Beyonce had twins, and all was right in the world.👯 #notevenaBeyoncefan #gratefulforgoodnews #blessed