The Chicago Bulls theme song just started playing loud as fuck over the intercom at the L train stop and I genuinely thought Michael Jordan was about to make an entrance to kick my ass
In the transfer tunnel between my two L train stops I was just followed at a distance by a chorus of 25+ old people singing carol of the bells in perfect harmony. I’ve never been more scared in my life.
Gonna start sewing fear into my most paranoid friends by saying nothing makes me secretly dislike someone more than when they say they’re worried their friends secretly dislike them