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“I’m gonna be ass up at barracuda” - Matt Rogers, NYE 2023

[toe @tor_bishop]

Noah Kahan releasing this album in Taurus season is so right

[Monica Venzke @monicavenzke]

How it feels to go to a Target in the suburbs and not have to ask an employee to let the toothpaste out of jail

[holy brat @sidefeta]

Walked past a middle school girl wearing black tights under her jean shorts

[Men For Fielder @loganlofgren]

Can I come over and do this

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

every time they pick a new Mary it’s like a new pope being chosen

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Taylor Swift's single-gal life. The mega-star is now engaged to Travis Kelce. The lawyers negotiating their massive pre-nup will become very rich.

[rachael 🧸 @raychellaaa]

damn okay. you got that

[Martin thesundancekydd @dontcallmekydd]

Those KINGS saw their opportunity and TOOK IT!
#pope #habemuspapam

[۟ @spidysnse]

The Pope probably: AND WHEN I’M BACK IN CHICAGO I FEEL ITTTTT

[maha @mahaaaay]

a pope that has been to wawa

[Steve Morris @stevemorris__]

The announcement of a new pope coming as we all knew it would: interrupting Jenna Bush Hager interviewing Bowen Yang by FaceTime

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

the seagull:

[toe @tor_bishop]

VATICAN NEWS TRYING TO REWRITE HISTORY AND ERASE THE BIRD

[little killer @iridescentuwuwu]

And his life was forever changed 🙂‍↕️ https://t.co/TekbLQqAkS

[Femme It Forward @FemmeItForward]

🌊✨ Grab your besties and pack your bags! 🚢💖

Femmeland at Sea, the first-ever Femme It Forward cruise, sets sail Feb 20-23, 2026 from Miami to Nassau! 🎶🎙️💃🏽

⚡️ Join the presale now for priority cabin access: https://t.co/0UEA65tKCa

@SXMLiveLoud @VibeePresents

[toe @tor_bishop]

new sticker unlocked @Longfellowww

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’ve done full headshot sessions with less usable pictures than Luigi Mangione being perp walked

[toe @tor_bishop]

asked for a sign from the universe