Taylor Swift is directing a movie, going on a world tour, re-recording her entire discography and writing new music all at the same time while I’m winded simply from getting out of bed.
Hello. Young kids back in school are so sick right now. Everyone with a preschooler has an entire household of sleepless viral cough snot fevers for the past two months without a fucking break. So if you know a parent going through this, be kind and gently hit them with your car.
ITS CALLED COUNTERCLOCK BUT ITS NOT ABOUT CLOCKS ITS ABOUT MURDERS & JUSTICE. OKAY YEAH TIME IS A FACTOR BUT NO CLOCKS, JUST FACTS AND PEOPLE TRYIN TO DODGE DELIA BUT SHE FINDS THEM AND THEN LIGHTS THEM UP LIKE A BONFIRE. LISTEN NOW. FOUR SEASONS OF GLORY. @audiochuck
I also just got up to check our passports to make sure they say the correct sex on them bc a mom in my fb moms group says her sons passport was printed wrong/says female and now they can’t go on their trip. at 1:49am. welcome to my brain everyone
having anxiety/intrusive thoughts is just too much sometimes. I’m up rn (1:44am) thinking about what if we left our car keys on the cruise ship and couldn’t drive back from the port & get home? this cruise was in 2016. we’re v clearly home for the past 6 YRS
I'm seeing people try and say Highland Park is typical "Chicago".
Highland Park Illinois is where Michael Jordan lived.
It's where 16 Candles, Home Alone, Risky Business, and Ferris Bueller were filmed.
This is not "Chicago".
It's one of the wealthiest towns in America
i’m so tired of abortion rights being framed around truly tragic circumstances like assault and incest. if you get pregnant & you don’t want to be pregnant, it is your right over your own body that is under siege. no one, including a fetus, can use your body against your consent.
people HAVE to stop saying “let’s give the teachers guns” are you out of your mind? please. seriously. that’s not the answer. that’s nowhere near the answer. I just cannot with those comments right now.
@katebarstool Ugh…. Read the poll as “dry shampoo” and because my hands work faster than my brain, I look like an absolute PSYCHO who puts shampoo on dry hair 🤦🏼♀️
For the record though, I was thinking you put dry shampoo in your wet hair Kate, and I was like oh man we need to have a chat 😂
stomach virus ‘22 has ripped through the rowe house @brandenrowe1515 is miserable with it now, leaving only Brooksy baby spared, for now. let’s all pray the 7 month old doesn’t get it 😩