Tor Shine

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“I’m probably going to have to fuck him one more time to get my jewelry.” -single friend
I am deceased.

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WHERE IS THE SUN

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If the vaccine helps protect my taste and smell alone, that was enough of a reason for me to get it.
I like food too much to take that risk.

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Fed Ex driver just yelled, “looks like you’re about to blow!”
For sure. For sure. 🤣

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I just lol’d thinking about when Sarah bought fresh sage from the store and tried burning it around our house last year 🤣

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If one more person tells me how big my belly is, I might lose it. I have 6 more weeks people. SIX WEEKS

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The selfishness of some people…

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So many people need to get a new job.

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Ppl that talk on the phone the entire time they’re in the waiting room need to go.

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You know you’re old when you’re anxiously awaiting the new CVS to open down the road.

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Just want to let everyone know that a majority of the shit you use and consume, contains sketchy ingredients approved by the FDA. Unless you’ve cut all of these things out of your life, please stfu.

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Just got my first wiff of apple cider donuts and I am not mad.

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@meglauer_ Yes please

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Only thing getting me through this Monday is knowing it’s the last summer school Monday. 4 more wake ups

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I can’t express how sad it makes me that I need to mute my immediate family on social media because of their lack of self control and respect.

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Every morning I get to work early so I don’t have to stress about parking. Then I sit in my car for a good while wondering if I really need to go in.

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ATTN: grocery store owners. I want to bag my own groceries, thank you.

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@derobaby Or speeding up when you were going too slow just bc someone is trying to get in front of you 😤

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I was enjoying my chicken cutlet so much yesterday that I bit my lip. Now it’s fat. 🐷

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Cold... gets under blanket... immediately hot