Torie Davis

I’m not perfect, but my dog thinks I am

[Torie Davis @toraydavis]

Everyone saying how incredible of an actor Robert Pattinson is in #Batman but like I knew this in 2008??? #TeamEdwardForLife

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@SHO_Dexter #DexterNewBlood

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I was less than 6ft away from @jimmyfallon when he was covid positive. Only time I would’ve been ok with getting the virus was if he was my exposure

[Torie Davis @toraydavis]

Honestly can’t believe @AndJustLikeThat did us like THAT

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Paul Rudd is so manipulative to Will Ferrell in #TheShrinkNextDoor it’s almost unbearable to watch

[Torie Davis @toraydavis]

Greatest accomplishment to date? Finishing all 83 episodes of @LuciferNetflix in less than a month just in time for the final season 😈

[Torie Davis @toraydavis]

I can only hope Jason Sudeikis is exactly like @TedLasso in real life

[Torie Davis @toraydavis]

psa: don’t go tubing if you’re 25+ or you will suffer the consequences for minimum 5 days

[Torie Davis @toraydavis]

Marshall Eriksen is my new standard for men

[SHOWTIME @Showtime]

He’s just a soul whose intentions are good.

See what #Dexter has been up to when he comes home to SHOWTIME this Fall.

[Torie Davis @toraydavis]

I ran out of shampoo before conditioner today. Is my horoscope in retrograde or somethin

[Torie Davis @toraydavis]

Which New Girl guy would you rather marry?

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Everybody posting about how much their dogs love the snow when I can’t get mine to go outside for more than 30 seconds without him acting like he’s paralyzed and has to be carried back inside

[Brooklyn Nine-Nine @brooklyn99]

"The way I see it, if this is to be our last ride then let us go out in a blaze of glory."

[Torie Davis @toraydavis]

Six episodes into sex and the city and it’s confirmed I must uproot my life and move to manhattan

[Torie Davis @toraydavis]

I’m 25 years old and not even the slightest embarrassed to say i adored the romance of two high schoolers in Dash and Lily on @netflix

[Torie Davis @toraydavis]

Hearing @AnnaKFaris is leaving @MomCBS has been the worst news I’ve gotten in a while

[Torie Davis @toraydavis]

@mgnchny @nbcbrooklyn99 @melissafumero @chelseaperetti @AndreBraugher @iamstephbeatz @JoelMcKMiller @JoeLoTruglio You should open an Etsy shop because I would 110% purchase one of these

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@chrissyteigen also tryin to get my man to put a ring on it and this didn’t do the trick... you got any other suggestions?? #HelpASistaOut

[Torie Davis @toraydavis]

@chrissyteigen do u like my braised short ribs? Took a lot of time, effort and moolah