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i don’t think my parents knew they were raising such a ~gifted~ child????

[سانيا @saniasworld]

No one:
Celebrities: it’s not that hard just stay at home
Their houses: 🏰 🏖🎢🎡🗽🗼

[James @CaucasianJames]

alligator: alright man i’m heading out

me: later alligator

alligator: 😂😂😂

me: love ya man 😂😂😂

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@shonavoigt come to CA!! <3

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I always used to think that I was weird.Every guy I dated told me I was https://t.co/qxNbxXk1yJ school people always told me I was weird.I soon realized I wasn’t weird everybody was just basic.

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@iamcarnieb okay facts

[James @CaucasianJames]

thank u peppa pig
thank u george pig
thank u mummy pig
thank u daddy pig
thank u granny pig
thank u grandpa pig
thank u zoe zebra
thank u suzy sheep
thank u rebecca rabbit
thank u danny dog
thank u pedro pony

thank u for being our heroes
#PeppaPigFinale

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

This was 10 years ago yesterday.

[Julia (Josh Safdie’s Muse) @Julia_Kenney06]

I’m not crying cause I’m leaving vanguard. I’m crying cause I’m leaving vanguard without a husband

[Ben @BenSchneiider]

Beethoven starts playing:

Mfs in the 18th century:

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I’m sorry for the person I become when Gold Digger comes on

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hannah: “oh ..is that tinder?”
me:

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

Mozilla Firefox’s final evolutionary form.

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be....our....guest

[The Metropolitan Museum of Art @metmuseum]

From fireworks to chandelier! @katyperry illuminates the red carpet. #MetGala #MetCamp #KatyPerry

[The Cut @TheCut]

ZENDAYA, OH MY GOD https://t.co/IYOx4ploC5 #MetGala

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“i thought they had arm cast on but it was really just a thanos hand”

[javeigh @javeigh]

the racism wasn’t cool, but the 1700’s lowkey snapped naming they kids shit like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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@iamcarnieb oh i KNOW baby

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@iamcarnieb blackie??? train conductor hat???

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@iamcarnieb May they get cast in smaller roles.

May they have less rights.