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princess of flavortown

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ya know what, the film as a whole is unmatched

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they really knew what they were doing when they put together the shrek 2 soundtrack

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@BigPhatBear a legend

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@mountainofmatt i didn’t think my shin was bad at all, honestly it was preferable as opposed to my inner arm

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korn and chevelle are gonna be in town on the same night as jimmy eat world next month, how does one decide?

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i bought one of those cylinder bird feeders a couple of weeks ago to entertain my cat and i didn’t realize i’d be committing so much money to birdseed ?? shit’s expensive

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i’m breaking up with dunkin donuts, this is the stupidest thing i’ve ever seen

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i know my taste in men is shit because i’m absurdly attracted to billy bob thornton in bad santa

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woke up to evidence of me eating a christmas tree cake over my kitchen sink in the middle of the night and i’m just bummed i don’t remember it

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what if we kissed in flavortown market?

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@BigPhatBear mine has just turned into full blown screaming over the last year, you should try it

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@BigPhatBear i’ll make sure you have a ringside seat

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i think i’m trying to get into a fist fight today

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@BigPhatBear whom??

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does guy fieri age?

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megan stopped me from getting in a fight with a group of snobby 50 year olds at a show last night and i’m still not happy with her about it

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there is nothing i fight with more than the lid of a ham ‘n goodys cookie box

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my mom texted me just now to ask if she could just move money into my checking account for my birthday, which was almost a week ago lmfao

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i’ve been watching a lot of guy’s grocery games and i think flavortown market is probably purgatory

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i am the worst