Tor Chappell

[The Fucking Weather @BollocksWeather]

Sorry, it's not weather related but just how the fuck is this even allowed @BorisJohnson @MattHancock ?

Disgraceful.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I've never gotten so many prayers from atheists in My life.

[… @mrmuskisacunt]

I envy Prince Andrew on nights like this, laying in bed dry as a bone.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

FAKE NEWS IS THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!

[Tor Chappell @TorChappell]

@TheSimpsons

[Tor Chappell @TorChappell]

@SomersetCouncil How do I contact a taunton traffic warden? I can make them a shit tonne of money on a weekly basis!! 😡😡

[Nathaniel Stinnett @NCStinn]

Scientists: you should wash your hands because of Coronavirus.

People: I'm gonna stop flying, hoard masks, work from home & totally rearrange my life.

Also Scientists: the #ClimateCrisis will kill millions - we must use clean power & change how we get to work.

People: No way.

[Tor Chappell @TorChappell]

What is it with e4 playing titanic again.

[Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe]

This country should be shamed of itself. I’ve been listening to Nigel Farage on LBC for 6 minutes now and no one has phoned in to call him a tit.

[Tor Chappell @TorChappell]

@TalkTalk They flicker and swap around when they're there

[Tor Chappell @TorChappell]

@TalkTalk is by far the worst internet connection I have ever encountered! 00.7 mbps download and 0.20 upload! Good joke guys

[Tor Chappell @TorChappell]

@TalkTalk Suppose to be Wi-Fi. But yet again off/on connection and nothing will load

[Tor Chappell @TorChappell]

No subscriptions. No commitments. Just free prints. https://t.co/H9CB8HLrNn

[Tor Chappell @TorChappell]

How are people still banging on about milk and bread.. give it a rest dickheads!! 😴😴