tori

scissor me timbers

[tori @torcheezi]

if i had a nickel for every time i’ve been adopted i would have two nickels

[tori @torcheezi]

@helloshinko @yashar Since no one else is answering - Katie used to be a Scientologist too. She divorced Tom specifically to prevent her daughter from becoming more involved in the religion.

[tori @torcheezi]

@TillamookDairy pls bring back the salty caramel pretzel ice cream. i haven’t experienced true happiness since it was discontinued

[tori @torcheezi]

@whiskey_mike33 @TheBonerChampp @MissGinaDarling @x_BHARAT_x magats simply can’t comprehend that normal people don’t put politicians on a pedestal, regardless of their political leanings

[tori @torcheezi]

@dying_lava @lionesspike right bc a globally recognized marriage contract is comparable to a tumblr tag

[tori @torcheezi]

@dying_lava @lionesspike the point is everything doesn’t need to labeled and you sound ridiculous when you do

[tori @torcheezi]

@the3rdbreath @Jay_Sun77 @saturdaysalone @Sec_Noem @ICEgov are you going to call out the people who are happy it was immigrants who were shot?

[tori @torcheezi]

@the3rdbreath @Jay_Sun77 @saturdaysalone @Sec_Noem @ICEgov i think a lot of people had problems with him, doesn’t mean we all believe he deserved to be shot for our problems with him.

[tori @torcheezi]

@Jay_Sun77 @saturdaysalone @Sec_Noem @ICEgov why would the left shoot immigrants jay, we’re not the ones that have a problem with them.

[tori @torcheezi]

@liberalismisgay @Sec_Noem @ICEgov girl he signed a law saying they can’t wear masks. in CALIFORNIA. he has nothing to do with this lmfaoo. besides, the shooter shot detainees and the left isn’t likely going to do that

[tori @torcheezi]

@DarthStryk3R @AmoneyResists @romony26 @DakodaR_real “your team” as if a magat didn’t shoot up a school the same day charlie was shot, or as if a magat didn’t kill a democratic rep and her husband, and then attempted to kill a dem senator and his wife right after.

[tori @torcheezi]

@GurmutP @PopBase @taylorswift13 she never owned them. she wanted to own them from the start but you don’t really have a lot of negotiating power when you’re 15

[tori @torcheezi]

@TillamookDairy i would die for your salty caramel pretzel ice cream pls don’t let it go

[emilly @folkorearcher]

distance
timing
breakdown
fighting
silence
the train runs off its tracks
kiss me, try to fix it
COULD YOU JUST TRY TO LISTEN?
hang up
give up
and for the life of us we can't get back

[kim🌧 @kimwestover]

crazy work

[alaska ★彡 @onlinegirlie]

just paid rent not shit is funny for the rest of the day

[erica @ericanextdooor]

please don’t offer your positive perspective when i’m trying to be a hater

[tori @torcheezi]

@kimwestover PLS the way i instantly knew

[Peach PRC @peachprc]

sean but it’s short for parmesean cheese

[ashley @hasanscinema]

this is sooo 😭😭