R.L. Rohd

[𝔖𝔲𝔫𝔣𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔢𝔞🇺🇸🇮🇷🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 @rainnyseattle]

I want y’all to know, even though I’m joyful and hopeful, I’m still angry. All this man wanted was for you to have a better life, and MSM/Fake Dems/podcast bros fucked him over. For that I’ll never forgive.

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#IfIDiePlease don't let my last words be, "What's the worst that can happen?"

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#IfIDiePlease don't let it be on stage.

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A seductive Borg Queen #IsWhatGivesMeGoosebumps

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When I need to take out a rival, I send in a Canadian specialist who can get the job done. That #IsWhatGivesMeGoosebumps

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He was dressed in a rabbit suit and asked us to help locate his eggs, and then went on about how fundamentalist religious leaders were jealous of him. #IncludeLocateSuitJealous

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Even if you could locate my tailor, you'll still be jealous because, after all, I'm what makes this suit look good. #IncludeLocateSuitJealous

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#TheDayIAdoptedCujo I was immediately banned from the dog park.

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#TheDayIAdoptedCujo my nextdoor neighbor and his crazy pitbull learned the meaning of karma.

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#TheDayIAdoptedCujo was the day I learned never watch any Batman movies around Cujo.

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How to Chase Your Dragon #AddictiveFilmAndTV

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12 Monkeys on My Back #AddictiveFilmAndTV

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She's Gotta Habit #AddictiveFilmAndTV

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Something to Detox About #AddictiveFilmAndTV

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The Hansel That Rocks the Cradle #WitchPleaseWatchParty

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Eye of Newt Girl #WitchPleaseWatchParty

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#WitchPleaseWatchParty Endora the Explorer

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I'm Tommy.
I used to work on the docks.
Union's been on strike. Down on my luck.
My girl Gina works at a diner.
Not much money, but we gotta hold on to what we got.
We got each other and that's a lot for love.
So #TonightIsTheNightOfTheLiving on a prayer.
We'll give it a shot.

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#TonightIsTheNightOfTheLiving Wage

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#TonightIsTheNightOfTheLiving Daylights