Tori

[Blackie Swart @Blackieswart_]

Jobs that give you a Dell or Lenovo ThinkPad are definitely going to work you to the bone my g. Just accept it.

[shonda rhimes wrote crossroads @jersing]

"I'm gonna treat myself" -- me (who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything)

[Tori @tori_ebeling]

#BestBarSupDogs

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

🖤🖤🖤

[kieb @ksdrayton]

if you can’t hear the bells just say that

[Tori @tori_ebeling]

I will never not like one of those tweets where the like button turns into a different shape. I just have to do it. And when it doesn’t actually work, I am devastated.

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

my three states of being

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

me thinking of quitting accounting to be a trophy wife

[puff @rishipuff]

i feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride

[kenzi 🎃🔪 @catnipocalypse]

important 2020 announcement! i am officially no longer going to be the bigger person! if you annoy or upset me in any way i am just going to bite you like a rat ☺️ thank you for understanding!

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

i’m an accountant and I cry a lot