Tori Meyer

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IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME !!!!!!!

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@Samantha_Haney just checking in on bae

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"Have I served you before?" -the IHOP waitress to Jessica

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Attention: we have renamed Samantha Nicole Haney "Snicky" and she will no longer be answering to basic "Sam." Happy Halloween!!!

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Sam just told me that her dad had tuberculosis and insisted that that was when a peanut got stuck in an organ...:/

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I can't wait to be 200 pounds with @Samantha_Haney

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@Samantha_Haney just tried to point out a guy to me at Mekong by saying "he's the one in the camo" .........

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Conversations with my clingy boyfriend @Samantha_Haney

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I feel like such a peasant when I realize my bank account is so low that I couldn't even afford Taco Bell

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@Samantha_Haney's new car is so fitting

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“@jmb4real: I feel great” good for you.

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I can't wait to find and kill @Samantha_Haney

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Requiem for a Dream is seriously the most stressful movie I have ever watched

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Marissa Cooper is the worst

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Everything I do in my life would seem so much more important if the house of cards intro music played while I was doing it

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I'm so done with @Samantha_Haney

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@Samantha_Haney that's cool I'm eating your apple pie

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#EsuranceSave30

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@Samantha_Haney you own your inner Carrie girl

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And I also live with Barney