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Virgo ♍️ • NY

[not kaya @parivolans]

Time for the annual billionaire sacrifice to the sea gods

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

this is where I tweet from

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

merry and pippin looking for pipe-weed after fighting at isengard

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Drake: *drops the heart part 6”

Everyone:

[ayo ⌬ @ayospawned]

“Can i use the toilet"

Normal teachers: Yes.
French teachers: Look between Q and R on your keyboard.

[alex @wheyheyalex]

He has risen 🤍

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

HOLY SHIT, France just voted to GUARANTEE that women have bodily autonomy, making abortion a CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT!!!!

Come on, America.

[bigsock @biggersocks]

how i feel after getting something yummy in my tummy

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Fortunato, my dear friend, I have a delicious new vintage of amontillado in the basement, if you will just follow me https://t.co/cxd8ZC0JgX

[andi 🍋 ceo of sanji @sanjiluvbot]

HES JUST A BABY

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

"I would peel oranges for you" forget peeling oranges would you have gone with me to the end, into the very fires of Modor?

[Jolene Cuisine @_jolenecuisine]

Draco Malfoy’s dad on his way to beat the shit out of Dobby.

[t is online @tbutonline]

why are you, a woman with great opinions and large breasts, having to go to work today

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Cat that cracked the matrix

[Tea with Tolkien @TeawithTolkien]

men, what is stopping you from dressing like this?