🖤🖤🖤

[royse @Roysenotes]

the last place i’d ever wanna be is in the path of my 25 pound cat’s absolutely devastating double barrel roll attack

[belicèna @brownsuga_marie]

Bitch if I want to. I will.

[john patrick: future president @john_from_hr]

My dog when she’s about to throw up

[jasw0w @jasw0w]

America could never.....

[🫧𝖑𝖊𝖝 🫧 @hunny_lex]

Tweeting this so I never ever lose it

[All about Steve @1StevieKilner]

I don't suppose you've seen those two boiled eggs I left sitting on the kitchen sideboard by any chance?

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

They don’t call Australian Shepherds “wigglebutts” for nothing

[Dena @_lildenz]

Curly hair me and straight hair me are two very different people

[Ghost ✫ @KillianTrill999]

If we lose Giraffes then everybody getting fucked up

[Millie @lost_atsea]

The fact that this isn’t World news is terrifying

[Ken @kendalljae_]

if i could eat crab rangoons every day i would