Victoria 🌿

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

nikita dragun is facing a human rights violation by being put in a men’s jail — i don’t think that in this moment, whether or not you personally like her is the point

[Victoria 🌿 @toriamcvay]

Confirmed: my mom has a crush on yung gravy

[OregonHumaneSociety @OregonHumane]

Look into Tommy’s eyes and tell me he doesn’t deserve the world. 🥺🐶🐾 Today is #spoilyourdogday and this perfect boy is still looking for his family.

Meet this cutie - https://t.co/AZE38nWqrC

[Victoria 🌿 @toriamcvay]

Not me drinking a coffee with an extra shot and then my coworker bringing me an energy drink, your girl has the SHAKES this lovely Wednesday afternoon 🥰

[Victoria 🌿 @toriamcvay]

Sore like I been hitting the gym, but really it’s from wearing heels all weekend, drinking too much champagne and practicing doing the worm from a standing position

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked a group of 6 year olds "How can adults become happy?"
Take some notes
A THREAD

[Victoria 🌿 @toriamcvay]

I love cleaning my house and then just sitting on the couch to admire my work

[Rïïkaa 💅🏽 @iHeartRiika]

@heylucymay Him: Don’t come in here with that bullshit

Me: (coming in with said bullshit)*

[Victoria 🌿 @toriamcvay]

@Bryfoto I told him about it thank you very much

[Victoria 🌿 @toriamcvay]

So there’s a *chance* of being able to see aurora borealis here tonight and tbh I’m pissed I can’t see it

[budarydachas @tico_tonito]

@queenveej

[Iz @maritsaisabel]

You ever try to be a bad bitch and give someone the BS energy they’re giving you and then later you’re like awww I miss them I should reach out to them

HOW DO I MAKE THAT STOP

[Victoria 🌿 @toriamcvay]

@mandeeeeee00 Is this a trick question

[Victoria 🌿 @toriamcvay]

Thinking about the time the lonely island liked CJ’s photo on Instagram and he never told me about it

[alex @notfunnyatalI]

who tryin to kiss by the shrekgetables

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

[Victoria 🌿 @toriamcvay]

Don’t trust people who tell you to cut your long hair off

[Victoria 🌿 @toriamcvay]

Messages from my husband ♥️😅