tori(a)

welcome aboard the hot mess express!

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

If you weren't a vegetarian until like 2020 then you wouldn't get it. You used to have to order a disgusting garden burger with carrots and shit sticking out of the patty, and your friends would laugh at you as it completely disintegrated in your hands.

[Film&TV Rants @FilmTVRants]

Idgaf Nicolandria had the best storyline maybe that’s why I was in a book slump lmao.

[alfie @alfienxo]

did it hurt? when i told you to google it and i was right

[charlie @chunkbardey]

the body craves blue raspberry

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

[Rams @ramenrams]

High of 51 tomorrow? About to sit at cafe select like I’m Anthony bourdain

[DRIZZI @Ragnar_AY]

Shit got me weak man 😭

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Me, knowing nothing changes at midnight

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

“it is what it is” *vomits from anxiety*

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

Irish-Americans: the Italians have set the bar. It’s time for us to put some numbers on the board.

[є 🐈‍⬛ @kaeri120789]

Ah true

[AntiDisplacementCoup @AsterZephyrIsis]

not these elementary school kids voting to name their school after the butch lesbian janitor who does the work of five men 😭

[jynx @jynxbby]

someone at the dog park said "good girl" and i looked

[zarlyn @madokeimagica]

you cant hurt me anymore gege akutami #jjk271

[aria @127GJS]

HE SAID HE HAD LOVE AND DREAMS TOO #jjk271 https://t.co/RruSEVOOrF

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

[pulling back my aggressive dog] sorry lol he can tell you were born out of wedlock