Tobi

i have no talent, no fashion sense, no life, and very high self-esteem

[Tobi @toric1031]

My boss told me he hadn’t been feeling well and I meant to say he should take a day off to decompress but instead I said he should take a day off to decompose💀

[dani @lesbinof]

Turned my small ingrown hair into a giant open wound

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me making sure my neighbors aren't outside so that i can go outside

[Anubis @eduantao]

"O seu futuro depende de você"

Minha mente:

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"I need to socialize more"

Me in a social gathering when I see someone coming towards me

[Tobi @toric1031]

@luffyfromatl My genuine reaction to watching him release a butterfly

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao

[𝚂 ⋆.𐙚 ̊ 🖤ྀིྀི ❀˖° @ERAOFMONE]

the difference… this is insane. 😭

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

i’m 27 years old in costco with my mom and she just ran into someone she knows

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[grovy @grovymango]

Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch and zero human interaction?

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

just replied to 2 texts

[ana @shivlestat]

now we’ve lost the plot completely cause the acting on teen wolf was perfectly fine for a teen show

[trash jones @jzux]

i want a small, tasteful wedding. no friends. no family. no groom. just me and an open bar

[Ekkanss @ekkanss]

Cuando llego a mi casa y veo a mi gato

[iDoser @doser_i85668]

GET THAT BANSHEE OUT OF HERE🤣🤣
A woman in the middle of this joke😂😂

[𝑒𝓂𝓂𝓎 ִֶ.𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ𓅯་༘࿐ @emxlymargaret]

another mother's day where my cats didn't get me SHIT

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki and Misha Collins did a take of their ‘THE BOYS’ reunion scene as their ‘Supernatural’ characters.