Tori

breathe easy, dream big, live free ☮

[Tori @torid_jft]

"A lion sleeps in the heart of every brave man"

[Voice of Reason @raggapegs]

Hey @realDonaldTrump , you're fired! #TrumpShutdown #GovtShutdown #SaturdayMorning

[Tori @torid_jft]

I root for MSU in sports. I partied at MSU for years. But this is beyond disappointing. MSU failed so many innocent girls. Disgusting. https://t.co/j66q9uXChZ

[David Jesse @reporterdavidj]

BREAKING: MSU board says Pres. Lou Ann Simon will stay on as president. Board says it supports her. @freep

[Scroll Deep @SCROLLDEEP]

Turns out, Logan Paul's trip to Japan was problematic for many reasons 😡

[Tori @torid_jft]

It’s 2018 you cant be postin a pic of your 3 year old then a follow up pic of your drugs my dude. WE ARE BETTER THAN THAT IN 2018

[amarchi @amarchi13]

The Office Characters as Vines:
a thread

[Tori @torid_jft]

I must have missed the class in high school where they teach you that in college when you’re not 17 anymore alcohol makes you really fat

[Abby @hahaitsabby]

I saw AT LEAST 5 engagements on Facebook & I'm happy for them all, but to my future husband: don't propose to me on a holiday, I want our anniversary to be a separate special day, okkk? Ok.

[Tori @torid_jft]

You should fucking be here 💔

[Tori @torid_jft]

Quick update: he just walked into my apartment with bdubbs only for him and said “oops I forgot to get you any” https://t.co/GkP97M5Dl2

[Tori @torid_jft]

What is w these “my bf doesn’t even know I exist” tweets like all im gonna say is my bf WORSHIPS me okkkk get you a real man

[Tori @torid_jft]

What is w these “my bf doesn’t even know I exist” tweets like all im gonna say is my bf WORSHIPS me okkkk get you a real man

[Tori @torid_jft]

@JaneWhite5 But like I lifted today so THE CALORIES DONT COUNT ok

[Tori @torid_jft]

@JaneWhite5 Currently sitting with a bag of hot cheetos and a bag of kettle chips bc I couldn’t decide which one I wanted more.

[Tori @torid_jft]

Why were you nervous when everyone knew https://t.co/A4PGkh1SSA

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

I was so nervous to post our announcement but WOWWW I am overwhelmed with the response by you guys!!! Thank you! Thank you! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I love you guys!!

[Tori @torid_jft]

Remember when Chauncey and Sheed came back to the palace and we gave them standing ovations bc Detroit has pride https://t.co/bFwO2eJ2MB

[ESPN @espn]

Indiana is letting PG hear it. 🔊🆙

[Tori @torid_jft]

This is also called a relationship lol https://t.co/WiIEzkmZiT

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Kleptoparasitism is a form of feeding in which one animal steals food from the animal that caught or collected it.

[Tori @torid_jft]

“2017 just wasn’t my year” ok sorry ur in college, u get paid to make YouTube videos, u bought ur first new car. Like ur all dramatic bye.

[Tori @torid_jft]

Meadia https://t.co/6SzIjsuXxB

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Wow, more than 90% of Fake News Media coverage of me is negative, with numerous forced retractions of untrue stories. Hence my use of Social Media, the only way to get the truth out. Much of Mainstream Meadia has become a joke! @foxandfriends

[Tori @torid_jft]

You weren't wrong when you said "Alabama will do the right thing." lil bitch https://t.co/VwsiG95cQD

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The people of Alabama will do the right thing. Doug Jones is Pro-Abortion, weak on Crime, Military and Illegal Immigration, Bad for Gun Owners and Veterans and against the WALL. Jones is a Pelosi/Schumer Puppet. Roy Moore will always vote with us. VOTE ROY MOORE!

[Tori @torid_jft]

Alabama, you're doing great sweetie https://t.co/p4YkKzweCn

[Doug Jones @DougJones]

Thank you ALABAMA!!

[bella @bellakmartinez2]

southerners: this snow is so pretty!
northerners: this isn't even a real snow- just you wait. i was born in an igloo and i drove to school on a snowmobile. we eat ice for every meal. i can't wait to die in a snow bank. warmth? never heard of it.