Tori Holt

Just here to vent 🤪🤷🏾‍♀️🙃

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

Men who don’t want children, why?

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

We cannot be friends if you only have one swimsuit!!

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

Y’all be in #cabo with a rotten tooth, I don’t like that for y’all. #differentfolksdiffrentpriorities

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

What’s a good excuse to hide a hickey?

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

Is this true ladies:
If your man likes video games he’s a keeper(at least he’s in the house) but if he likes sports and plays 2K (he’s rated E for everyone)

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

Leo:
Me as a lawyer: “your honor Stfu, cause you wasn’t there either!”

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

I hate when I remember everything was supposed to do right before it’s time to lay down 🥴

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

@BALLRANDLE1 😂 my thoughts exactly

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

If I tell men they can’t talk to me unless they giving me money what does that make me? (For clarification purposes)

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

One call all day that’s crazy

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

You ever feel like you just need a good cry? 🥹😫

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

Someone just tried to air drop a picture to me in the airport!! Is this the wave now?

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

If you let them a MF will have you thinking you are crazy to hide the truth 🫠

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

“I hate when I’m trying to spell a word and my phone can’t do it either”

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

You ever have a birthday that none of the other ones touched? Yeah, that was last year!!!

[Keya @hellokeya_]

Why do men keep that white marking after haircuts??

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

If he wants what’s best for himself, he still wants me. 💁🏾‍♀️💅🏾

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

let yo girl know when you’re having a problem… if she’s a blkwoman 9/10 she’s a problem solver! #itswhatido

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

Just found out Solja Boy is a #Leo! This is hilarious to me… Big Leo energy! #leoseason

[Tori Holt @toridabodi]

Some of y’all need a user’s manual for ya body…get that pussy checked sis, get a dental cleaning/check up! 😒