Tori Arsenault

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[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

Being a young adult who is used to getting $300 sheet sets for $10 is hard when you don’t have that discount anymore but your skin still demands quality.

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

I wish I had a nickel for every get rich quick scheme Justin’s has thought up in the last 10 years. 🤷🏼‍♀️🙄

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

I feel this.

[Ally @TragicAllyHere]

As a woman I’m constantly bouncing between wishing to live in a cottage surrounded by wildflowers as I bake a tiny cake for a field mouse’s birthday party and wanting to climb the corporate ladder, crushing all men under my boots on my way to sword fight the president

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

When I see old photos of myself the first thought that comes to mind is wtf with those low rise jeans 🤢

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

We’re on our 4th week with Chefs Plate and I am turning into one of those people who photographs their dinner each night. So worth it for the quality, and variety 👌🏼👌🏼

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

Angela’s spaghetti straps are already at their max threshold, now she’s throwing in a pack of darts, lighter, cell phone and wallet.

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

I forgot how therapeutic speeding down the highway blasting and singing along with Alanis Morissette was.

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

@tweet_citywoman Yes!!! The locker combination too!! They are so strangely paralyzing!!

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

I wonder how old I will be when I stop dreaming about forgetting to pass in a paper, not showing up for a shift at shoppers drug mart, or failing a course that kept me from graduating. It’s been 5 years since I graduated from university, and 9 since I’ve worked at shoppers 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

Kraken intro video and logo 👌🏼👌🏼

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

It’s 10:30 at night and I’m vacuuming for the fourth time today. If I didn’t have my @Dyson I would probably just rip my floors out and use the dirty old ground. Three dogs 😅🙃

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

My washing machine sounds like a battle ground 😒

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

Working next to a Sushi joint 2-3 days a week is getting REALLY hard on the pocket book. 🤤🍣💰

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

Ok, I would kill for the link to my old piczo sites.

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

It’s amazing how many people don’t think about the possibility of something terrible happening when they see your hand and blurt out “omg where is your ring!?” I’ve just sent it off to get sized finally lol, but really what would one say if I said it’s off lol, that’d be awkward.

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

I think I may try Angela’s trick and start hanging my wallet off of my bra strap 😂 @90DayFiance

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

Anxiety is starting to wash down the walls and baseboards at 10pm 🙃

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

Watching ‘99 MTV music video awards. I miss good music.

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

I am just now at the point where I wake up here and there in the middle of the night needing to go pee. I regret taking those first 26 years of sleeping through the night for granted 😕

[Tori Arsenault @toridanielle007]

If you were ever on the fence about kids, pretty sure the state of the world these days can tip ya over the edge. 😕