Tori Nicole 🐍

Avid writer of all sorts. Professional Pun Maker. Recovery. Animals are better than People. Teacher Life.

[Tori Nicole 🐍 @toridean]

Dear @jerseymikes , I would like to submit myself for your consideration to sponsor. I am teacher in Texas and your sammiches have become my recent ADHD fixation meal. Regardless, expect to see me (probably multiple times) weekly. Thank you! #sammichkeepsmesane

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Dear @drinkpoppi , I am writing to ask, no beg, that keep Shirley Temple as a flavor. My ADHD Teacher-Mom brain has decided it’s part of my routine and the thought that it could be seasonal, makes me sad. Consider this my petition to keep it around! #shirleyitsagoodidea

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@Jamiebower Did you cut yourself from turning the page of a book too hard? 🤣 I LOL’d.

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@taylornation13 She wasn’t born yet! I am 3m and 2 days older than her! 💜

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#taylorswift #happybirthday #merryswiftmas #taylurking #taylornation

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Happy Birthday, @taylorswift13 @taylornation13. Left my students a reminder, in honor of today’s holiday! Even though it’s Friday the 13th, and an almost full moon, we’re gonna make the whole place ✨shimmer✨.

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@taylornation13 DONT MAKE ANY ANNOUNCEMENTS YET! I need to put the baby down first! #momsneedawarning #waitforthesignal

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I mean, I don’t want to have to explain my two secret girlfriends to one another. 🤣🥴 #epicduo #feeling22

[#22caitlinthegoat @ccthegoat22]

these two in a box together at a chiefs game 😁 @CaitlinClark22 @taylorswift13

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@StuffyWings4 This is bomb af! 🎉

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@elonmusk Freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences of our statements. That is well established our laws. (See libel, terroistic threats, harassment, assault).

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; Random thought of the day: Does @GordonRamsay own an air fryer or are they sacrilegious in the kitchen? 🤔

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@therealstuffs_ Cat distribution system.

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@StuffyWings4 Can he have his own socials? Because I’d follow.

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@CybbiB I know! 🤣🤣🤣

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@CybbiB “I’ve been trying to reach you about extending your lesbian card extended warranty. Subscribe today, and you also can have coveralls. Pay for 6 months and we’ll say you own a Subaru AND A FLANNEL PLAID WARDROBE!”

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@therealstuffs_ Also ask for ADHD testing. They are VERY similar in presentation but different in treatment/management. 💜

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@therealstuffs_ Yes you can. Remember, it’s not our job to change peoples opinions of us. Keep your side of the street clean and everything else will unfold.

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@therealstuffs_ In the end, this too shall pass. What is meant for you will never miss you. You cannot interrupt the plan for your life because you’re not that powerful and it’s good we aren’t!

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@therealstuffs_ This is fear based my friend! Figure out why you’re afraid of success. 💜

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@daltonclaybrook This reminds me of “we have food at home” when I asked for McDonalds. 🤨