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I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass kickin...

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@ajdoyles I don’t think it will surprise you that I don’t eat in mine.

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Who is writing these instrument matches? Next up, a tambourine match? Come on #wweraw

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Anybody else think of the HBK/Flair I’m Sorry, I love you match whenever Snape kills Dumbledore? Just me?

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I can’t deal with this Lana angle anymore. Please stop.

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@StevenRayMorris This time tomorrow by the kinks. And then they put it in a damn commercial.

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@jcardiff03 Ugh. Only the most recent season! I need more. I’ve watched this whole season in one day....

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I am probably like 30 seasons behind, but someone please tell me where to watch every episode of the Bachelor and Bachelorette? I’m on the bandwagon now.

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I’m so pissed at the end of #laboroflove. Like I’m so happy for the people who are in love and all, but I’m so sad for Stuart. My heart actually hurts for him. Is this what watching reality tv feels like? I literally feel like I’ve been broken up with.

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Just found a spot on the back of my leg I’ve forgotten to shave since 2004. Whoops. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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I hate when people say “I have Amazon Prime”. It’s 2020, I don’t care. In fact, I’m exclusively interested in the old school folks who don’t have Amazon Prime.

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@jcardiff03 @Tammy59039968 Hi. This is me, no problems gal. I’ll have the mom moved on tap.

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@juliemw_8 2 or 23

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I was bored enough today during work to figure out what font size my normal handwriting is. 6. My natural handwriting is form size 6. No wonder no one can ever read anything.

[DJ ACCIDENT REPORT @mother_report]

who did this

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@RonKillings is the greatest gift to the @WWE

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@Mais3991 I did this with my mother this morning as well. Ugh. Next lesson is need vs want.

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

Dr. Phil not only apparently has no last name, he also in fact has no medical license. Ignore quacks.

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Where the fuck is the Kane spot in this #BoneyardMatch? Come on @wwe. If I can’t go to #Wrestlemania36 give me the Mayor.

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@julie_w8 @4H Use instant potato’s if you can’t find baking materials! I mean, don’t eat them, but to decorate. :)

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Y’all I’m wearing crocs around the house and sewing myself a shirt out of cat fabric. 8 days in quarantine is the amount of days it takes for me to turn into an annoying suburban mom.