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Life is hard, it’s harder if you’re stupid.

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@_michaelaalynn Obsessed 🥺

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I love a good night out embarrassing myself.

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I’m never leaving Nashville.

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I’m officially “googling what song lyrics mean” years old.

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I have this unrealistic fear that if I leave my phone in my car while I run into the gas station my car will get stolen and I won’t be able to call 911.

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@simonbossjensen We know who the fav is, huh!!

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Simon: doesn’t post on Instagram for almost 2 years.
Also Simon: posts a picture of his motorcycle on Valentine’s Day.

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Simon inconveniently reminded me that we leave for Nashville in 3 weeks so now I’m panic shopping for a whole new wardrobe when I already have a perfectly full closet.

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@_michaelaalynn Obsessed w/ u.

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@tiffany93jo I need more snacks and less diapers in my purse 😂

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@tiffany93jo is one of the most wonderful humans I’ve met for many reasons, but one of the top 10 has to be the fact that she carry’s around uncrustables for drunk me to steal.

[Jae 🦂 @SourrPatchy]

"Im proud of you" just hits different

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Somebody please tell me why my daughters kid sub at Subway had more pickles on it than my 12” did????

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@MBrix23 Your manager needs fired.

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because Twitter needed to see it too 🦋⚡️

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If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted

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@GreubelJosey I love CoCoMelon on TV.

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@maureenjdeal And this explains my need to drive myself everywhere.