Tori Green

yo tori is my name. and poetry is my game. i spin flags in my free time and hood '21

[Tori Green @torigreen212]

College is such a scam like I’m paying 50k per year to have stress induced depression that I already have without being here

[Tori Green @torigreen212]

@brandbridgehq #ugc interested!

[Tori Green @torigreen212]

@ChipotleTweets @Venmo I have spent so much more but these are the receipts I could find!

[Tori Green @torigreen212]

@MeltonYourFace It’s required

[Tori Green @torigreen212]

@jesshcalv__ You are perfect

[Kyle @kylewendland]

Herbert the vacuum seems a little dramatic

[Governor Larry Hogan @GovLarryHogan]

If you had done your job, America's governors wouldn't have been forced to fend for themselves to find tests in the middle of a pandemic, as we successfully did in Maryland.

Stop golfing and concede.

[Obi Arisukwu @ObiAris]

I had some time to waste, so I made a thread based on what Presidential candidate each Office character would vote for:

[Tori Green @torigreen212]

@jesshcalv__ This is iconic

[jeff @jesshcalv__]

Things in Eclipse I will never get over:
1. Jacob’s shitty ass “can’t accept rejection” attitude
2. Edward saying “stop trying to take your clothes off” ugh yuck
3. Bella’s terrible wig
4. Jasper saying “My apologies, ma’am” 😍

[Tori Green @torigreen212]

@kerrymurphy24 WHAT

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Just received this rollercoaster of an email from one of my professors

[dav @hiimdav]

don’t forget to turn your camera off kids

[Tori Green @torigreen212]

@SiennaFleegs Don’t worry the new ones cackle too!

[Tori Green @torigreen212]

Popular opinion that I feel needs to be restated: the music for Twilight is a master piece.

[ellie @catchfireswift]

avril lavigne was right ...... what the hell

[vee @veefroggy]

we need to normalize long distance relationships n meeting people online because not everyone has that perfect little relationship where you can drive 5 minutes to your bf/gfs house. the world is so big, why should i be limited to people who are physically close to me

[Mr. Goose @TrevorWoggon]

Tomorrow is August 1st of March 2020. It will be the same as every other day.