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[Bunny @babybunnyrry]

They played aperture in love island

[Stone Cold Steve Yzerman @McCartyDangles]

He literally changed his story though

He lied on the stand

They all did

The groupchat that was inadmissible evidence (for some reason) proved that

[asia @hrrysasia]

saying hs4 at midnight one last time because this time it’s actually happening and it’s real

[Maci 🐞 @WisteriaRising]

GOD I love women

[c @autosearfag]

Cat Fucking Drinks Beer

[h o p k i n s. @sadpatsfan__]

Anyone convinced Seattle is about to roll New England in the Super Bowl hasn’t been paying attention to this Patriots team all season.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

I can’t be reading this right.

This has to be some knock-off Hall of Fame or something, it can’t be the actual NFL Hall of Fame.

There is not a single world whatsoever in which Bill Belichick should not be a First-Ballot Hall of Famer.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Do ACLs only exist so they can tear? You never hear about an ACL doing anything good. B*itchass ligament.

[Mike Reiss @MikeReiss]

“That ‘Living on a Prayer’, with the snowfall, was sick.” — TE Hunter Henry, on the atmosphere at Gillette Stadium, as he calls the last 2 weeks some of the most memorable of his career

[duaa💋🪩 @hrryshomee]

I used to pray for the days like this

[kay @kswizzlein]

if u ever wanted to know anything about me just get me a bottle of wine and u will in fact find out in about 10 minutes

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

How it feels to lose in the 1st round of the fantasy football playoffs after dominating all season:

[Drake Maye Lover @drakemayeloverr]

#noticing

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Fantasy football is pretty much based on injury luck UNLESS I win in which case it's more of a skill-based game

[asia @hrrysasia]

I NEED HIM TO LOCK TF IN AGAIN

[hervois @nothervois]

The book buying must stop until the book reading improves

[Kolleen CH #1 KLUTE ENJOYER @KolleenCarney]

Wonder what all those kids killed in their classrooms could have been