Tori Lang

🎿🚤. Ohio University Alum

[Tori Lang @torilang20]

FYI there are 41 ways to say "potato" in Romanian 🇷🇴

[Jay Morrison @ByJayMorrison]

Happy 16th anniversary to this incredible moment.

[Tori Lang @torilang20]

This little buddy needs a home in Ohio! If only I could adopt him myself 🥲

[MrMeow @TheReal_MrMeow]

🚨Repost with the correct information🚨

Not a single application so far for the sweet boy who was set on fire, Cinder.

He's been at the South Lebanon Ohio PetSmart for a week, seen by 100s of people, and no one has been able to look past his scar...

Cinder loves to be picked up. He gives hugs and kisses. And they still turn away...

His application can be filled out here:
https://t.co/EJbDYpUE7K

Please repost so we get the correct information out there!

[Columbus Library @columbuslibrary]

10K likes and we get our CEO to eat a hardcover book like it's a hamburger

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

If I see one more AI commercial I might snap

[Sell Side Pleb @sellsidepleb]

How do I make an investment banking salary but ski all year

[Tori Lang @torilang20]

The one time I’ve gotten pulled over the officer looked at my address and said “if you live there what are you doing driving all the way out here?” Mind you I was a whopping 1.5 hours from home.

[kevin @surehyper]

I got pulled over and the officer saw my address and asked “why are you so far from home?”

brother what do you think cars are for like are we serious

[Tori Lang @torilang20]

@liftblog Where is this $59 ski ticket in Utah? Asking for a friend 😂 my local ski resort in Ohio is almost $70 a day for a 200 foot hill…

[Tori Lang @torilang20]

@Dexerto @internetofshit literally

[Tori Lang @torilang20]

I was at a bar last night and on the TouchTunes box it said one of the top plays was “When The Saints Go Marching In” by Louis Armstrong and I’m just perplexed by that. Someone is paying money to play that song so much it’s a top played song at this bar. 🤨

[Barstool Bobcats @BarstoolOH]

If you’re a OU alum or a current OU student and you wear scarlet and gray in Columbus on Saturday just to “blend in” you might as well stay home.

[Tori Lang @torilang20]

I actually felt myself lose brain cells reading this tweet from a GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATION.

[U.S. Department of Energy @ENERGY]

Wind and solar energy infrastructure is essentially worthless when it is dark outside, and the wind is not blowing. https://t.co/61rquLn5bg

[Tori Lang @torilang20]

This is exactly what happened when my dad died. His siblings did nothing to help us, only came by saying he owed them stuff (he didn’t). Make sure your parents and loved ones have wills because people, even family, are conniving and greedy.

[julie is voting Green 💚ψ😷 @jubunnies]

My grandmother died without a will and I cannot fucking believe the people crawling out of the woodwork being like "she promised me that diamond ring, actually." Absolute vultures. You hardly visited her (she lived with us) when she was alive, but now you want her stuff.

[Alps (e/acc) @alpaysh]

Startup idea: AI powered Labubus with voice mode

[Tori Lang @torilang20]

@lporiginalg @internetofshit

[Tori Lang @torilang20]

Society is toast

[fox8news @fox8news]

Starting this fall, every Ohio State student will be asked to use artificial intelligence. https://t.co/uSKNsCsTUo

[Tori Lang @torilang20]

I would sooner cut off my left foot than accept Draymond Green as part of the Cavs

[BIGPLAY @BIGPLAY]

Would you trade Jarrett Allen for Draymond Green and move Evan Mobley to center? #LetEmKnow

@johnhollinger of The Athletic posed this blockbuster 👀

[Anthony Lima @SportsBoyTony]

The really hard part is the Cavs have had two very different coaches in two years with drastically different philosophies and yet the playoff identity has been the EXACT same for three years: Injuries/toughness/mental questions

[MoreForYouCleveland @MoreForYou_CLE]

Best offensive team all year to just literally NOT be able to score from anywhere in the playoffs

I love being a fan of this team

[Tori Lang @torilang20]

The @cavs team that won 64 games this regular season was not the same team in this playoffs. What a giant letdown.

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

People devastated by this loss are too new man

I watched 3 finals L’s, a game 7 extra inning World Series loss, and an 0-16 season

I don’t feel pain anymore