☾ ✩°｡⋆⸜ t o r i ✮ ｡𖦹°‧𖤓

she/they ⭐️ professional fangirl

[mizzy ⁺₊✧ @whimsiestwitch]

reneé rapps ass cheeks are all over my twitter oh my god

[☾ ✩°｡⋆⸜ t o r i ✮ ｡𖦹°‧𖤓 @torilori15]

@alluringskull Doing the lord’s work queen

[kitty 🧸ྀི @sidequestkitty]

Umm yes pls?!

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

kinda nuts that we live on the only planet with fresh, drinkable water and we’ve decided to waste it all on war and artificial intelligence

[Goobie (Avatar of The Flesh) @AbridgedAngel]

“Luke at clubsos😵‍💫” okay but what about HIM

[léa ★ @leavesmyeyes]

reneé rapp if she was pasta:

[natalie ★ @N0SENSEOFTIME]

well 5sos themselves told you to sell your tickets if that’s not what you wanted #SO

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

"Could you imagine a woman president on her period??"
Yes, she would still be less emotional than a man who doesn't get his way.

[ray ☆ @notinthesameray]

big day for annoying people

[☾ ✩°｡⋆⸜ t o r i ✮ ｡𖦹°‧𖤓 @torilori15]

@chapbrinas As an ex Mormon this hit me in the throat the first time i heard it

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i DO NOT want an AI summary of my Google search.
i DO NOT want an AI summary of my friend’s text message.
i DO NOT want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read.

I can read. PLEASE just let me.

[🦀 @Gminds_]

"ai will replace you" id like to see ai experience constant suicidal ideation

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

Jobs are paying $19 asking for a cover letter

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[tes ★ @sleepundrwater]

i’m so gay i wish reneé rapp was real

[Shan 卌♡ is a star ☆ @ShanLFTV]

the boyband of the year award going from them standing on the side of the audience to a full on dinner party awards show setup is still one of the funniest and most unexpected developments 😭😭

[grace ✮ @mirrorballirwin]

yall im really scared that chest is gonna start appearing on the secret song list now bc what then