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[Adam Jacob @Adamjacobbbb]

My dad was just introduced to Venmo and it's the worst thing ever. He just requested $50 for "2001 tee ball registration fee"

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i can't. sleep. thinking about. what gary. [the squirrel. i named. gary} is up to

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gary (the squirrel. i named gary] is entirely. too fast. for me. i'm sad that. i can't catch him. but respectful. of his speed

[honorary beifong @SAYwhatQ_]

when you open the exam and you can't even answer the first question and you need a 106% on it to pass the class

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

Keep being your best, living confident, expecting good things, and God will get you to where you’re supposed to be.

[kj @crowdedkj]

When you be messing around all semester and now it's finals week https://t.co/q0Ojztl0sB

[relatable @byreIatable]

College is like when you go from 1st place to 11th in Mario Kart because you slipped on your own banana

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Me: "can't wait to show off my summer bod"

*experiences slight stress*

Me:

[April 24th 🐂 @WhatsUp5ive]

San Marcos is WILD